Ashton's Mind Palace

Hello lovelies! I am a 17 year old girl currently stuck in Las Vegas. I post things! My blog will help you on your way to greatness :P



Ask me things!  
Reblogged from sherlockspeare

sherlockspeare:

Will you follow me one last time?

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies - Official Teaser Trailer(x)

(via aislingeach-hero)

Reblogged from definitelysatan
Reblogged from asktauriel

gameofthorins:

This is the last time we’ll all be united as Tolkien fans for the sake of one trailer. Just know that I love you all and I would gladly sail to the Grey Havens with you at the end of this adventure.

image

(Source: asktauriel, via aislingeach-hero)

Reblogged from spork

spork:

I hate when I’m in class, working on my personal writing and someone leans over and goes “WHat R U wRITing” like your eulogy if you don’t back the fuck up you soggy lampshade 

(via almost-a-timelord)

Reblogged from bisexualethanhunt

gazzymouse:

too-cool-for-facebook:

crankystalfos:

jackiemakescomics:

captaintsundere:

authormichals:

Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel. 

Welp. Never gonna unsee this.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiit

HEADCANON ACCEPTED SO FAST I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING

Guys - who do you think told Phil all those stories about Cap?

THIS POST IS OVER 2 YEARS OLD AND IT JUST. GOT. BETTER.

(Source: bisexualethanhunt, via almost-a-timelord)

Reblogged from princesslibrarian

princesslibrarian:

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

(via get-the-fucking-salt)

Reblogged from sizvideos

dotjpg:

emsuzz:

psychedelic-noodles:

humpthe-moist-cavewall:

My heart can’t handle this I’m going to bed

THEY RESCUED THE KITTY AND HUGGED IT OH GOD

Welp. it’s only 11:30 and I’m emotionally compromised for the rest of the day. 

Oh God, he put the kitten on his glove!

I swear to god I tear up every time this crosses my dash.

(Source: sizvideos, via get-the-fucking-salt)

Reblogged from ledzipline

marauders4evr:

lilyatethepizza:

thenotoriousscuttlecliff:

bubble-squash:

thatonenerdwhofangirls:

mr-egbutt:

wrestlingcrocs:

melancholy-d-r-e-a-m:

wrestlingcrocs:

ledzipline:

we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies

justin bieber

robin thicke

tony abbott

lawrence lockman

perez hilton

nash grier

This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags 

THE 1ST ANNUAL DOUCHEBAG GAMES.

Hosted by Ellen

(via get-the-fucking-salt)

Reblogged from playfulpregnants
thecatsmeow90:

know-your-body:

shesanobject:

She can only carry one man’s child at a time, but you can knock up as many bitches as you want. That’s why they’re all worthless and replaceable to us, but every cock means the whole world to them. People have known it since the dawn of time. Bitches have known it too.

HAHAHA. Yes, you’re right, women can only carry one man’s child at a time. Men can fertilize many at a time. But you DO realize that that’s actually why nature treats MEN as the more DISPOSABLE sex, right?
It’s (part of the reason) why women live longer. Men have a harder time surviving throughout all stages of life. Even in the womb, boys are more likely to have problems and/or be miscarried. 150 boys are conceived per every 100 girls, but by the time of birth, it’s roughly 1 to 1. 
https://www.cmu.edu/CSR/case_studies/women_live_longer.htmlhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-72255/Why-women-live-longer-men.htmlhttp://www.drweil.com/drw/u/QAA401207/Why-Do-Women-Live-Longer-than-Men.htmlhttp://www.epjournal.net/wp-content/uploads/ep026685.pdf
"Women may have a biological advantage because the female role in reproduction is vital to survival - not only do women give birth, but they nurse their babies and care for them during their early years. Men’s role in reproduction is limited and, for that reason, longevity in men may not be as vital to the continuation of the species.”"Being male is now the single largest demographic risk factor for early mortality in developed countries."
Although men are physically stronger, women seem to have better immunity etc. and survive for longer periods of time, even in the womb.
The woman has to survive 9 months of pregnancy, plus (evolutionarily) a few months of breastfeeding. A man can just drop dead right after intercourse, but the baby would be born just fine.
If you had 1 man and 10 women, you can have 10 kids a time. If you have 10 women and 1 man, good luck. You need more women surviving than you need men. That basically means that you can keep a society going with 1,000 men and 100,000 women. In other words: a mainly female society.
If we’re going to strip away everything except for the sole required functions of species survival - food, water, procreation - it’d actually make more sense to say that men are solely sperm donors than that women are solely birth givers. Evolutionarily speaking, women are the ones directly in the process of giving birth, nurturing, etc. That’s not to say that men are just there for sperm, but THAT would make more sense than saying women were just there to give birth. As for everything else that happens throughout life, such as hobbies and jobs, women are just as capable as men. 
I never understood why people said things like “women were made as helpers to men” but then said “women’s role is to care for the kids & men’s role is to protect women and children.” like, um? who’s the helper in that situation if, according to you, the male is a secondary person protecting other people?
So yeah. You’re trying to use pregnancy as a way to say that women are inferior to men, but you’re sadly mistaken.
*Gendered language because this is a sexist issue (saying that women are inferior to men bc pregnancy, which has actually been a common claim in patriarchal societies)

Lmao anti-feminists kill me

thecatsmeow90:

know-your-body:

shesanobject:

She can only carry one man’s child at a time, but you can knock up as many bitches as you want. That’s why they’re all worthless and replaceable to us, but every cock means the whole world to them. People have known it since the dawn of time. Bitches have known it too.

HAHAHA. Yes, you’re right, women can only carry one man’s child at a time. Men can fertilize many at a time. But you DO realize that that’s actually why nature treats MEN as the more DISPOSABLE sex, right?

It’s (part of the reason) why women live longer. Men have a harder time surviving throughout all stages of life. Even in the womb, boys are more likely to have problems and/or be miscarried. 150 boys are conceived per every 100 girls, but by the time of birth, it’s roughly 1 to 1. 

https://www.cmu.edu/CSR/case_studies/women_live_longer.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-72255/Why-women-live-longer-men.html
http://www.drweil.com/drw/u/QAA401207/Why-Do-Women-Live-Longer-than-Men.html
http://www.epjournal.net/wp-content/uploads/ep026685.pdf

"Women may have a biological advantage because the female role in reproduction is vital to survival - not only do women give birth, but they nurse their babies and care for them during their early years. Men’s role in reproduction is limited and, for that reason, longevity in men may not be as vital to the continuation of the species.
"Being male is now the single largest demographic risk factor for early mortality in developed countries."

Although men are physically stronger, women seem to have better immunity etc. and survive for longer periods of time, even in the womb.

The woman has to survive 9 months of pregnancy, plus (evolutionarily) a few months of breastfeeding. A man can just drop dead right after intercourse, but the baby would be born just fine.

If you had 1 man and 10 women, you can have 10 kids a time. If you have 10 women and 1 man, good luck. You need more women surviving than you need men. That basically means that you can keep a society going with 1,000 men and 100,000 women. In other words: a mainly female society.

If we’re going to strip away everything except for the sole required functions of species survival - food, water, procreation - it’d actually make more sense to say that men are solely sperm donors than that women are solely birth givers. Evolutionarily speaking, women are the ones directly in the process of giving birth, nurturing, etc. That’s not to say that men are just there for sperm, but THAT would make more sense than saying women were just there to give birth. As for everything else that happens throughout life, such as hobbies and jobs, women are just as capable as men. 

I never understood why people said things like “women were made as helpers to men” but then said “women’s role is to care for the kids & men’s role is to protect women and children.” like, um? who’s the helper in that situation if, according to you, the male is a secondary person protecting other people?

So yeah. You’re trying to use pregnancy as a way to say that women are inferior to men, but you’re sadly mistaken.

*Gendered language because this is a sexist issue (saying that women are inferior to men bc pregnancy, which has actually been a common claim in patriarchal societies)

Lmao anti-feminists kill me

(Source: playfulpregnants, via genchann)

Reblogged from marikorn

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

assbuttsprevail:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

if you didn’t love Balthazar you’re wrong

fun fact: when Titanic came out a company made necklaces that looked like the one Rose wore and put full page ads in Sunday newspapers. The model they got to help sell this Titanic tie in was

Jensen Ackles

When Balthazar unsunk the ship to prevent the movie from being made he also stopped young Mr. Ackles from posing for these ads

HOLLYWOOD HEART-THROB JENSEN ACKLES SIZZLES WITH TITANIC FEVER AS HE SHOWS OFF THE BLUE HEART JEWEL FOR ALL HIS GAL PALS

I can’t…

(Source: marikorn, via get-the-fucking-salt)

Reblogged from sorelatable

(via genchann)

Reblogged from tastefullyoffensive
Reblogged from chasertiff

chasertiff:

When I say “boys are dumb” what I really mean is “boys have been raised in a patriarchal society that forces them into an incorrect and problematic view of masculinity that not only forces them to strip away valuable virtues from themselves, like patience and gentleness, but also forces them them to view and treat women in unhealthy ways that devalues women as people and makes them into objects purely for a man’s benefit”

but it’s a lot faster to say “boys are dumb”

(via coocachew)

Reblogged from overlypolitebisexual

overlypolitebisexual:

female privilege is feeling unsafe literally everywhere you go and men getting personally offended by you feeling unsafe

(via coocachew)

Reblogged from nukua-deactivated20121023
mr-egbutt:

letigre-lilly:

rabbittongue:

this is very beautiful and i like it but it makes me sad that we are their heaven

Wow that was really beautiful


They’re hanging around a gap in the ice so they can take turns not drowning, not gazing upon the beauty and mysticism of the Upper World

mr-egbutt:

letigre-lilly:

rabbittongue:

this is very beautiful and i like it but it makes me sad that we are their heaven

Wow that was really beautiful

They’re hanging around a gap in the ice so they can take turns not drowning, not gazing upon the beauty and mysticism of the Upper World

(via the-wishful-ginger)